Category: Themes

I still remember the face of a client three years ago when I showed him a site that looked like a mirror had been smashed across the screen. He’d...

I once spent three days untangling a "premium" client site only to realize the developer had hardcoded every single string of text directly into the...

I was elbow-deep in a client’s legacy site last Tuesday—one of those "Frankenstein" builds I keep in my horror story folder—when I realized their...

I was digging through a client’s site last Tuesday—one of those bloated, "modern" builds that felt like it was held together by prayer and too many...

I spent three hours last Tuesday untangling a "premium" theme that promised everything but delivered a nightmare of unreadable contrast and broken...

I spent three hours last Tuesday digging through a client’s "premium" theme, only to realize the developer had essentially built a digital fortress...

I’ve spent the last nine years cleaning up digital messes, and nothing makes my eye twitch quite like a client who thinks they can just slap a...

I’ve spent the better part of a decade inheriting "beautiful" client sites that are actually just bloated, heavy nightmares held together by sheer...

I spent three hours last Tuesday staring at a client’s "custom" landing page, watching elements drift three pixels to the left on one screen and...

I spent three hours last Tuesday digging through a client’s "premium" multipurpose theme, only to realize their mobile view was a complete disaster...