I’ve spent the last nine years cleaning up the digital equivalent of a landfill, and if there is one thing that makes my eyes twitch, it’s seeing a...
Month: August 2026
I was elbow-deep in a client’s legacy site last Tuesday—one of those "Frankenstein" builds I keep in my horror story folder—when I realized their...
I spent three hours last Tuesday digging through the wreckage of a client site that had been "secured" by someone who thought installing a $200...
I’ve spent nine years un-breaking sites that people thought were "broken" simply because they didn't understand the architecture they’d inherited....
I spent three hours last Tuesday staring at a client’s backend, watching a single product page take six seconds to load because they’d insisted on a...
I was digging through a client’s site last Tuesday—one of those bloated, "modern" builds that felt like it was held together by prayer and too many...
I remember staring at a client’s dashboard at 2:00 AM, the blue light of my monitor making my eyes ache, while a frantic email from a business owner...
I spent three hours last Tuesday untangling a "premium" theme that promised everything but delivered a nightmare of unreadable contrast and broken...
I was elbow-deep in a client’s legacy site last Tuesday—one of those bloated, "drag-and-drop" nightmares that feels like it was built by someone who...
I’ve spent nine years cleaning up the digital equivalent of a crime scene, and nothing triggers my "fix-it" instinct quite like a client calling me...